Because Stank Happens.
We didn't build another air freshener. We built the thing that actually eliminates the problem.
A Mother, Her Daughter, and One Stubborn Cat.
A mother, her daughter, and one stubborn orange cat sparked compelling new technology to get rid of odors -- for good.
For over two decades, Autumn Ryan built her career in the cleaning industry dealing with the kinds of messes most people don't want to touch. As a single mother, she often brought her daughter, Savannah, who has been cleaning alongside since she was five years old.
Autumn noticed that most products left a strong, lasting smell, but they didn't actually work. When clients started asking for "green" products, they didn't understand what Autumn already knew: these products are often deceptive, and they don't perform.
Then the solution truly hit home. Enter Leo Di-Cat-Prio. Despite his name eliciting visions of a Hollywood heartthrob, Leo's habit of marking was giving Autumn's home the scent of Skid Row.
The best products on the market were no match for Leo -- but Autumn was. Autumn created and patented a breakthrough formula designed to eliminate odors at the source. Not cover them up. No enzymes. No fragrance. No shortcuts. Just results.
As Autumn is looking ahead to the future of PISS OFF+, Savannah is stepping in to lead the next chapter -- proving once and for all, there is value in unpaid child labor (as long as it's your family).
Why It Actually Works
Eliminates at the Molecular Level
Our patented sodium chlorite formula breaks carbon and nitrogen bonds in odor compounds -- destroying them completely instead of covering them up.
Stops Remarking Forever
Because there is zero residual scent, pets can't detect where they went before. No residual odor means no reason to go back. The cycle stops.
Safe as Water
Safe as water. The lowest possible toxicity rating -- safer than most household cleaners. Safe for pets, kids, and every surface in your home. No chlorine. No residue. No smell of chemicals.
Not Just Our Word
#11,944,097
The only pet odor eliminator with a granted US patent on its sodium chlorite oxidation formula.
Safe as Water
Independently classified at the lowest possible toxicity level. Safe for pets, kids, plants, and all household surfaces.
Carpet & Rug Institute
Lab-tested and approved for use with carpet extractors. Certified safe on carpets, upholstery, and hard floors.
Fragrance-Free
No masking agents. No added scent. When there's no smell, it's because the odor has been destroyed -- not hidden.
Proudly formulated and made in Nashville, Tennessee
Ready to Eliminate the Problem?
Professional-strength pet odor elimination. Fragrance-free means actually clean.
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